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I’m feeling political, part three (the one about religion)

Name one person who represents both the head of state of a European nation and the religious leadership of the oldest extant version of western Christianity…

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First Man In History To Finish Ulysses Celebrates After 86 Years

Marvin Rutiger Yeats of Cresthaven, New Hampshire has today finally finished reading James Joyce’s Ulysses after working on it for 86 full years. He is the first man in history to finish reading the classic of the English language known for its ridiculously gargantuan size of one hundred eighty million, five hundred ninety two thousand, fifty four pages.

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Somebody Please Explain to Me Why Any Democrat Would <i>Want</i> to Nominate Hillary Clinton

Democrats are known for finding a way to fuck up the best opportunities they get. This time around, that way is named Hillary Clinton. It’s not that she’s completely evil. It’s not that Hillary is so liberal she couldn’t win over independents in a general election. It’s that those independents think she is, and their perception is far more important than reality. Voters are immune to truth.

HITLERY CLINTON LOL

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