There are a number of arguments for and against the Electoral College, and yet there are not two legitimate sides to the debate, because every one of the losing side’s arguments belies borderline mental retardation. In every claim about what the system does, E.C. supporters are flat wrong, by empirical fact. And in every claim about why what it actually does is a good thing, they are nothing less than clinically delusional.
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A recent poll by the Reuters news agency has found the overwhelming opinion of Americans lies in the ever present option of ‘cramming it’. When reached for comment, a spokesman stated that the poll was not subject to any bias and that they weren’t “just making this shit up”, and also that the large amount of data collected verifies the truth of the results, even providing this graph to that point.
“I just kinda decided that running for office… it’s not for me right now, y’know?” Edwards told Clunkline, slightly inebriated. “It’s not because of my performance. No, definitely not. It’s not because I was polling too low to stay in. It’s not because I didn’t stump hard enough before each primary. I just feel like I ought to go straight into the business of politics, you know? Not screw around doing it this way.” |
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