May. 2, 2010, 0:56 by
Sgt. Earth
Spurred on by Arizona legislature’s new immigration law, the federal government has now taken action to end illegal immigration. Permanently. Like, all of it.
Arizona’s law requires that potential illegal immigrants (e.g. Hispanic people) have immigration documents on them at all times. Supporters and critics of the measure alike agree that it’s the toughest measure on immigration ever seen in the U.S., or at least they did, until today.
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Feb. 2, 2010, 21:04 by
weekendsquire
This town I happen to be stuck in for a year has one odd ritual. Every February second a spell is cast over the town and all those who come in contact with it. This spell is sometimes strong enough to drag the weak of mind out of their beds at two o’clock in the morning and stand in the cold while cult leaders, wearing black suits and top hats, dance around a fiberglass log.
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Sep. 3, 2008, 1:06 by
nom de pomme
Why A Swinger?
Coloradians are generally insecure what with being continually asked by visitors to arrange themselves in circles.
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