Oct. 6, 2008, 1:11 by
Tanzmetall
In an FEC-sanctioned contest, Barack Obama (D-IL) and Sarah Palin (R-AK) will square off in a one-on-one basketball match to determine the winner of this tossup state. The measure is already being praised as “more fair than the Electoral College” by commentators hoping it is a standard soon to be used nationwide.
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Jul. 5, 2008, 3:35 by
nom de pommeWASHINGTON
After years of idiotic backwards rednecks from Missouri and South Carolina bragging to informed northerners from Massachusetts and Pennsylvania about how their wild, uninformed, ridiculous vote cancels out “y’alls” informed, well thought out, researched votes, the Federal government has changed the rules.
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Jun. 28, 2008, 0:13 by
nom de pommeDATELINE: PROVIDENCE 1791
Rhode Island and Providence Plantations Govenor Arthur Fenner today has nationalized his state’s militia and seceded from the Union
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Jun. 27, 2008, 18:15 by
Tanzmetall
Also Known As, The Longest Motherfucking Corner Essay Ever
There are a number of arguments for and against the Electoral College, and yet there are not two legitimate sides to the debate, because every one of the losing side’s arguments belies borderline mental retardation. In every claim about what the system does, E.C. supporters are flat wrong, by empirical fact. And in every claim about why what it actually does is a good thing, they are nothing less than clinically delusional.
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May. 14, 2008, 17:26 by
TanzmetallLet me be clear from the outset: it would be neither excusable nor good strategy, at this point, to deny Obama the nomination.
Let me be further clear: it would be neither excusable nor good strategy, at this point, to deny Clinton the VP.
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