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 Why A Swinger? North Carolina don’t take kindly to political platitudes and unconfirmed muckraking in their democratic process.  Why A Swinger? Politics are a touchy subject in New Hampshire. Many people want either a candidate that will pay more attention to New England or one that will stop the terrible war with Vermont separatists which has already lasted some eighteen long years.  Why A Swinger? Rampaging robocops rebelliously reduce residents to random radical reserves.  Why A Swinger? Election Day in Missouri starts with everyone talking about how much they love Bud Light and Cardinals baseball. Then it ends.  Why A Swinger? Many Minnesota residents do not have time to become informed on politics after compulsory anti-Yeti defense force service laws were enacted.  Why A Swinger? New Mexicans demand gifts of pelts and hatchets to garner favor, and many candidates just don’t care that much. Recently, I took up Tanzmetall’s offer for a free MoveOn.org bumper sticker. What I really was looking for, though, was a free Sign Display Union Local 820 sticker. Hey, “Tanzmetall(4)”. Yeah, by the way, all those updates were me. You know, as an admin, I can post wherever I want as whoever I want. Yeah, I was just fucking with you. Sincerely, Burpen(1) P.S. Your “time machine” is a ham radio you put in a microwave. Get over yourself. |
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