Jan. 17, 2010, 20:59 by
weekendsquire
While I do appreciate the depth in which you feel things, specifically objects, more specifically plastic phallic objects, I do not understand why you feel the need to lick them in such a manner. While I am perfectly accepting of exploring oneself, I do not see the purpose in tasting oneself. If you happen to be in a lesbian experiment, and you wish to explore the flavors of your new friend, perhaps she would find it more reasonable to go straight to the source.
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Sep. 21, 2008, 21:46 by
Tanzmetall
“It’s a commonly-repeated myth that, if you stuff a whole bunch of explosives into a cow, and then explode them, the cow won’t explode,” said the guy with the moustache. The guy with the glasses and the red hairs on his face nodded and added, “But we think it’ll explode.”
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Jun. 7, 2008, 14:09 by
Tanzmetall
“Man, I’m getting laid tonight so bad,” said Darren Holcombe to his fraternity brother, Bill Ellis. “This chick I just started dating, Lisa, she’s crazy. I’ll be talking about, I dunno, whatever, and she’ll just go fucking nuts. She’ll start throwing things. She told me this story about how she cuts herself.” He grinned. “I bet you a hundred bucks she swallows.”
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Jan. 16, 2008, 16:24 by
Grabass_Champion
I entered the theatre totally unfamiliar with the name Uwe Boll. I didn’t know a thing about what “Dungeon Siege” might have been. All I knew was that my girlfriend had heard about advertisements for it, hadn’t read any reviews on it, and just decided to give it a shot anyway. So we knew that it was a risky move, but even that knowledge did not prepare us for what we encountered.

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