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Actual Google ads I’ve seen while searching metal lyrics

Mar. 11, 2008, 16:00 by FooTay

If you’ve ever wondered whether google ads search the page you’re on for keywords in order to decide what to display, just go online and browse some Dying Fetus or Psycroptic lyrics. Suddenly it becomes rather obvious.

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Champion's Opinion Be Damned

Feb. 18, 2008, 17:22 by Tanzmetall

Hey, you know who’s AWESOME?

Rage Against the Machine.

I love their guitar loops. They remind me of their lyrics. So political. I don’t know how they managed to make guitar loops political but they did. And it made me think. Then it made me listen to their song again, on repeat one. Then it put a gun to my head and made me drink bleach. But it’s all in the name of art, right? And art it is! Of the highest form.

Grabass_Champion, I maintain that you know nothing about this band, and that if you think it’s bad, well, you just don’t understand art. In your next Corner update I hope to see either a surrender or a rebuttal! (Surely, a surrender is in order.)

Also, Soulja Boy kicks ass. And Metallica too.

Parody of Creed’s “Higher”

Feb. 17, 2008, 21:52 by Grabass_Champion

Soulja Boy: Societal Cancer

Feb. 15, 2008, 5:03 by Burpen

If there is one word to adequately describe Soulja Boy’s success, that word is “inexplicable”.

Hip-hop perpetuates its own hackneyed aspects. Soulja Boy, as far as I can tell, is an overblown mockery of several of these aspects. He’s ridiculously exaggerated to the extent that you think, there’s no way this guy is possibly serious. And yet he is.

“Horrendous miscarriage of pop culture” approaches the magnitude of his failure.

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Why Metallica’s One is Aptly Titled

Feb. 7, 2008, 7:23 by Burpen

Because it’s the one and only Metallica song worth listening to.

Before Metallica “sold out” (why did someone buy their crap anyway?) they must have somehow accidentally recorded this gem. “Gem” in the same sense that you might find a quarter in a mound of feces. By this I mean the rest of their music blows.

Some Kind of Monster Pile of Shit

TL;DR: ITA I explain why I despise Metallica’s music.

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