You will need:
A can of tomato soup
A bowl
A clean microwave (dirty microwaves can contaminate the results)
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Chronic MMO: Topic Overview Chronic MMO is a degenerative disease that frequently affects students and computer users in general. It can progress into stages that can result in incredibly unsanitary practices and eventually in a state of apparent death to the rest of the world. In tough economic times like these, we can no longer afford to eat lobsters garnished with panda blood and diamond sauce. Today, I walk you through some easy way to tighten your belts without also tightening your taste buds!* Here are some alternative recipes for your favorite foods. Real cheesecake requires expensive ingredients and gas-oven preparation. With energy prices these days, something had to change. Ingredients: 1 Oreo crust Hey, you out there, I’m willing to make a bet about you. I bet you’re one of those people who really likes a good nog. I bet you like to sit down next to the fireplace, recline, and enjoy a good thick glass of nog. I bet you wish one or both of your nipples made the stuff around this time of year so you could have it everywhere you go! I bet you totally hate it when people spell the name “Jeff” “Geoff”! Once again, I’m correct. But that’s not what I’m here to talk to you about. SOooooo……….. Hey, “Tanzmetall(4)”. Yeah, by the way, all those updates were me. You know, as an admin, I can post wherever I want as whoever I want. Yeah, I was just fucking with you. Sincerely, Burpen(1) P.S. Your “time machine” is a ham radio you put in a microwave. Get over yourself.
This is the fourth and final installment of Bonzo and Bonkers. I was forbidden by law to create anymore (something about people being contaminated by all the excess stupid). Don’t worry, though. I’ve got other gems waiting in storage for the future! |
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