I just rooted through many of my old drafts, and found some ideas that were just unwritable. Naturally, then, the solution is to just post my notes.
Obama Preaches Alternate Fuels; Cheney Preaches Alternate Interrogation Techniques
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As H.L. Mencken once said, “Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people.” I partly blame the excessive, ridiculous primary campaign, but this year’s election season has been too close, too long, and too dire for me to bear. I spend far too much time reading, thinking, and writing about it. And the race is close because people are too stupid or ignorant or apathetic to give a shit about it. What an insult to people like me who actually think about things.
According to the Associated Press, Illinois Senator Barack Obama appeared at a “Faith Forum” in Lake Forest, California with Illinois Senator Barack Obama. It was the first time the two men had appeared at such an event. Senator Obama spoke mostly on his support for legalized abortion, while Senator Obama talked about the biblically-outlined responsibility for people to help those less fortunate.
So… the results are 99% in, and we find that despite having been told for months on end that Pennsylvania mattered, it has done just the opposite of that. Clinton “won” the state by just less than 10%, which is actually exactly the amount to make everyone who might be undecided go “Ehh… I don’t know what to think.” It’s also the right amount for Clinton to pretend there’s still hope for her campaign, and continue to traipse around the remaining primary states smiling that horrible smile, grating our nerves with that irritating voice, and hacking up the occasional fetus.
Commander Adama won Ohio, Rhode Island, and sort of maybe kind of won Texas. But despite her strong performance in that battle, the war looks every bit as grim for her as it did before. doctor_subtle, your nefarious scheme to turn all the writers against me will never succeed. Though you have convinced nom de pomme and Grabass_Champion that my various past selves killing each other was all my fault, I recognize it for what it is: a low attempt to destroy my credibility. But like Hillary’s attempts to brand Osama bin Barracks as a Muslim, it will never succeed. Is he really a Muslim? Did he really back out of a major promise about campaign financing? Does he hate America? Did he really oppose the War in Iraq? Did he really spend a large portion of his youth overseas in Asia? Did he call one of America’s foremost Christian leaders an “agent of intolerance”? The answer to all of these questions is yes. Yes, John McCain really is a Muslim. |
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