Clunkline

The worst writing professor I ever had disagreed with me about this. But only because the stupid cunt was, herself, from New York. She also verbally abused me and refused to honor medical absence excuses, so whatever, fuck her.

1. Being set in New York for no good reason.

“Hmm. I have this uninteresting, unoriginal screenplay. It could be set in any city in America. However, I am incredibly uninspired, and I will therefore set it in New York.”