Headache? Muscular pain? Newly missing limb? Botched back-alley kidney removal? Getting FUCKED in the exit wound from a ROCKET PROPELLED GRENADE?!
Whatever your pain, you’ll NEVER NEED TO FEEL AGAIN. Except like JESUS.
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Tanzmetall: “I like to go to my fridge, not want to eat anything, wander back to my bed, and feel sorry for myself.” Grabass_Champion: “I like to take Excedrin because I wake up feeling better than good. Better than Jesus. It works for hangovers too. Maybe it’s because I typically take it with cocaine.”
HEY! Are you feeling UNCOMFORTABLY PAINED? Like something hit your jaw and it’s KICKED YOUR ASS? Like your toothache hurts worse than being kicked by a GORILLA? Then try Nyquil! You’ll feel SO GOOD. You’ll drink it and you’ll be like “hey this tastes like the color it is. Why didn’t they make it a tastier color?” But COLORS DON’T HAVE TASTE YOU CRAZY LIBERAL! |
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