U.S. Takes Action on Immigration, Demands Everyone Carry Immigration Papers

Spurred on by Arizona legislature’s new immigration law, the federal government has now taken action to end illegal immigration. Permanently. Like, all of it.

Arizona’s law requires that potential illegal immigrants (e.g. Hispanic people) have immigration documents on them at all times. Supporters and critics of the measure alike agree that it’s the toughest measure on immigration ever seen in the U.S., or at least they did, until today.

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Tanzmetall’s Nouveau Stereotypes, Part I

Stereotypes are insulting and divisive. Of course, I have no problem with that. What I have a problem with, is that they insult the wrong people. When’s the last time you heard an epithet for Iowans? Well, if you finish reading this article, it will be five minutes from now.

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Nom de Pomme’s Guide To Nations: Greenland

Hello all and thanks for buying my latest edition of the Guide series, Guide to Nations: Greenland. As a world traveler I have labored long and hard to bring you the most accurate representation of this beautiful country, its storied history and vibrant culture.

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ALOHA AND GREETINGS FROM HAWAIINTERNET

Grabass_Champion: bag. bag.
Tanzmetall: ALOHA AND GREETINGS FROM HAWAIINTERNET
Grabass_Champion: OMG
Grabass_Champion: TEHRE IS INTER NET IN HAWAY?!?!?!?!
Tanzmetall: sorry it appends that onto every message I send
Grabass_Champion: CL took a brief dive today, as you’ve no doubt read by now
Tanzmetall: seems ok to me
Grabass_Champion: well, yeah, it’s back up now
Tanzmetall: ALOHA AND GREETINGS FROM HAWAIINTERNET
Tanzmetall: god dammit

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Swing State Profile: Pennsylvania

Why A Swinger?

Pennsylvania is half enlightened East Coast state and half Rust Belt / Appalachia hellhole. Clunkline, located over the second ‘h’ in “Hellhole”, has a unique perspective on this phenomenon.

Depending on how many ignorant people the Republicans can motivate with their fear of Terror, fear of God, and fear of those who look different, Pennsylvanian elections are won or lost.

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CRISIS IN PROVIDENCE: RHODE ISAND SECEDES AS ELECTORAL COLLEGE REJECTED

DATELINE: PROVIDENCE 1791

Rhode Island and Providence Plantations Govenor Arthur Fenner today has nationalized his state’s militia and seceded from the Union

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Eye

Hate summer.

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