Reasons That Anyone, Anywhere, At Any Time, Ever Chooses To Use Venetian Blinds

  • The ability to part the slats with two fingers and fleetingly peer through the opening.

a post i will regret

the surgeon general has moved out and eightfold way has yet to move in

this means

tada

i can jerk off with the door open.

A Facebook Story In Screenshots

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Samba

Many computers, it seems, have Samba (a file/print sharing program) installed and running by default. As a result, while living in a dorm at school I found some images on other people’s computers (and cell phones) that they probably wish I hadn’t. The good thing about this is they have no idea the images were even available. The bad thing about this is I’d occasionally see these people around the campus and have to suppress laughter.

Most of these are somewhat embarrassing, I’m sure. Some of them are just plain strange. Categorically they must range somewhere between foundphotos and Myspace. I find all of them amusing.

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Too Tasteless for <b>readme</b>

This was too tasteless to even print in our satire paper, so, naturally, it goes here.

P.S. I’m at work and my boss just walked past while I had “Incest!” in happy, fruity letters all over my screen. Thank God she didn’t see it. At least… I think she didn’t see it….