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cLUNKLINE: PLEASING TO WELCOM TRAMADOL AMBASADOR HELLO TRAMADOL tRAMADOL: HELLO c: PLEASON TELL ABAOUT TRAMALAMADINGDONG t; OK TRAMADOL VERY GOOD DRUG FOR USE IN HUMAN/RHINOCEROS BUT LESS EXPENSIVE THAN NAME BRAND qUESTION: ARE CONTENT PILLS THE SAME? Ah, scammers, how we loathe them. They seem to have sprung up from the ground once the internet and email became popular. While the current email clients are very good at filtering out spam, and web browsers will warn you about most harmful sites, enough people fall for their tricks to make it a lucrative living. But this mass communication and the ability to reach almost anyone has been a very recent development. So how did they survive before then? Well, by doing the same thing they’re doing now. It was just a bit harder. Here I will detail how a few of the more popular scams were run prior to the internet. To begin, I start with one of the most well known: Nigerian Banker has money he needs to get out of an account.A little while ago, a new account on Clunkline Forums posted this:
You probably want this update only as much as I wanted this spam. But I thought this first piece explained a lot. To: farkle-farkle’s_email@noneofyourbusiness.com
President-Elect Obama shocked many in the punditocracy by nominating Chin Soo-Choo, the world’s only 5-star Starcraft general, to be his Secretary of Defense. “Chin has all the qualities that I look for in a general: he has a complete grasp of the proper use of High Templar, he is unbeatable when playing Zerg, and he is so über-micro it’s ridiculous.” From: ROSA Winston hey^) how are you?) do you have a girlfriend?)… i have not boyfriend(( I very want to meet real men…which will know woman’s need …like in a cinema … you know))))lets chat!) i am pretty girl)) I have a lot of time for meetings and if you have any ideas how to spend it with me… just email me back at [e-mail] and i will reply back with some nice ;) photos with me …and maybe, you will want to write me again))) Running off of their success from the popular Guitar Hero franchise, Activision is going full force with the Hero title into the world of acting. “We feel that people should interact more with people outside their gaming rooms,” says newly appointed director Frédéric Crépin. He says that the game will focus on bringing groups of people together from all over the world to complete a play or musical. Just announced earlier this week, Microsoft’s new Blueteeth Human Interface Device (HID) has already received hundreds of accolades for its innovativeness. The device replaces a computer’s traditional keyboard and mouse arrangement with two Bluetooth-enabled plastic molds fitted to the user’s teeth. Worn much like a retainer, these bright blue colored HIDs are made only slightly bulkier than the teeth they were modeled after due to the thin pressure-sensitive nodes resting above each tooth. By either clenching their teeth or pressing on specific teeth with their tongue, users can move the cursor around the screen, click, or even type. The following spam messages were all copied directly from my inbox at EA (where I’m currently working). They are presented here unaltered and unedited, except for a few instances in which potentially dangerous urls have been removed, and a few other instances in which I have inserted my own comments in brackets and italics [like this]: From: Claude Caddle ALABAMA – In what is being hailed as a “Thermidorian Redaction”, Birmingham News copy editor Hal Jasperson is scheduled to be hanged for “gratuitous and repeated punnage to the mind-evisceration of any and all who would read it”, according to Mayor Larry Langford. Many of his infractions are so severe that they have been forbidden to ever be printed or spoken of again on pain of death. |
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