A few weeks ago, I helped a box turtle across the road. It was promptly eaten by a wolverine. As I returned to my car, I was flattened by the John Kerry campaign bus.
Can I be called a wise man?
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Feeling like you haven’t had enough asinine pricks in your daily diet? Maybe you should have more Brad in your life! Nobody’s day is complete until their self-esteem is assaulted and their tastes are insulted. Brad can do both–repeatedly! Order your Brad today; the last owner will be just about fed up with him! The monetary cost is only what it takes to house an unsuccessful bromeliade potter and failed English teacher in the same bunk, but the cost on your psyche will be much more draining. |
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